Punch and Pie Productions

That's right! There are men in this world that are smexy and you know it! Unfortunately for all the Fanboys, this is a Fangirl page for the site, because admit it, "smexy" is something you call a guy. If someone else makes a page for the Fanboys, I'd be more than happy to put it up, but it probably would rarely get edited. Anyway, onto the shmex!

Updated 6/21/2009

MIYAVI
(Of course Miyavi-sama would be the first on the list)

Miyavi (born 14 September 1981 in Konohana-ku, Osaka, Japan) is a Japanese solo rock artist and former guitarist (under the name Miyabi) for the visual kei indies band Due le quartz, which disbanded in 2002. In the same year, Miyabi announced he was going solo, changed his name to Miyavi, and released his debut album Gagaku. He soon signed a contract with PS Company.

In October 2004, Miyavi released his first major single Rock no gyakushu-Superstar no joken under Universal Records Japan and began to credit himself in the songwriting credits in his liner notes as "Myv". His first major album, Miyavizm, was released in June 2005.

On December 30, 2006, Miyavi put out a message that he would be joining a band. On May 25, 2007, at the J-rock Revolution concert organized by Yoshiki in Los Angeles, it was officially announced that Miyavi would indeed be a part of the "superband," named Skin, consisting of Yoshiki, Gackt, Sugizo, Ju-Ken (Gackt's touring bassist), and Miyavi himself. They performed their debut live at the 2007 Anime Expo convention in Long Beach, California on June 29, 2007.

On September 3, 2007, a new single Subarashiki kana, kono sekai - What A Wonderful World was announced, and it was released on November 14, 2007. Shortly after this release, Miyavi announced a new single, entitled Hi no hikari sae todokanai kono basho de which was released on January 16th. It was a collaboration with fellow Skin guitarist, Sugizo. A new album was released in March 2008, titled This Iz Japanese Kabuki Rock. Miyavi announced This Iz Japanese Kabuki Rock Tour 2008, his first world tour, at a performance on December 25, 2007. Miyavi will be performing in North and South America, Europe, continental Asia, and Japan.

(Any downloads regarding Miyavi-sama will only be available here)

MUSIC
Jibun Kakumei
Are You Ready To Rock?
Hit the Road Jack
PapaMama
Neo Visualizm
Selfish Love

JOHNNY DEPP

I thought I would add this as a little bonus. Now you can hear his drunken pirate voice anytime you want!

John Christopher "Johnny" Depp II (born 9 June 1963, in Owensboro, Kentucky) is an American actor known for his performances as offbeat and eccentric charater roles such as the title character in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean film series and Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and has collaborated with director and close friend Tim Burton in 6 films: Edward Scissorhands (1990), Ed Wood (1994), Sleepy Hollow (1999), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Corpse Bride (2005), and Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007). Films featuring Depp have grossed $2.2 billion at the United States box office and over $4.7 billion worldwide.

Depp has 2 children with his partner Vanessa Paradis, a French actress and Singer he met while filming The Ninth Gate. Although Depp has not remarried, he has stated that having children has given him a "real foundation, a real strong place to stand in life, in work, in everything... You can't plan the kind of deep love that results in children. Fatherhood was not a concious decision. It was part of the wonderful ride I was on. It was destiny; kismet (Arabic for fate). All the math finally worked."

Depp has 13 tattoos, many of them signifying important persons or events in his life, including an American Indian in profile and a ribbon reading "Wino Forever" (originally "Winona Forever", altered after his breakup with Winona Ryder) on his right bicep, "Lily-Rose" (his daughter's name) over his heart, "Betty Sue" (his mother's name) on his left biceps, and a sparrow flying over water with the word "Jack" (his son's name; the sparrow is flying towards him rather than away from him as it is in Pirates of the Caribbean) on his right forearm.

Before his numerous film roles, Depp was trying to start off in the businees so he accepted a role on the FOX TV television series, 21 Jump Street. He said he accepted the role because he wasn't getting much work at the time and that he wanted to work with Frederic Forrest, who inspired him. The series' success made Depp a popular teen idol during the late 1980s. He found the teen-idol status an irritant, nothing that he felt "forced into the role of product" and that "it was a very uncomfortable situation and [he] didn't get a handle on it and it wasn't on [his] terms at all." Depp promised himself that after his contract expired, he would only appear in films that he felt were right for him. His only television role since 21 Jump Street was a 2004 guest spot on the animated series King of the Hill.

SETH GREEN

Seth Benjamin Gesshel-Green (born 8 February 1974) is an American actor, comedian, voice actor, and television producer. He is known for his acting roles as Doctor Evil's son Scott in the Austin Powers series of comedy films, Mitch Miller in That 70's Show, Daniel "Oz" Osbourne in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Dan Mott in Without a Paddle. He voices the character of Chris Griffin on Family Guy, Flight Lieutenant Jeff "Joker" Moreau in the 2007 video game Mass Effect, and is the co-creator and producer of the stop motion comedy series Robot Chicken. Green appeared in several other movies such as Rat Race, The Italian Job, and, as a child, Stephen King's It.

Green was born and raised in West Philadelphia, the son of Barbara, an artist, and Herb Green, a math teacher. His first glimpse of fame occured shortly after he was born when his birth was used in a pamphlet on natural child birth. Green was brought up Jewsih and played a 1940's Jewish boy in Woody Allen's movie Radio Days. In a 2000 interview he said, "God is, to me, pretty much an idea. God is, to me, pretty much a myth created over time to deny the idea that we're all responsible for our own actions."

Seth Green has been through many movies, music video/film/series cameos, voice acting roles (since he does most of the voices on Robot Chicken), as well as nominations for numerous awards.

 YOSHIAKI DEWA

Since there isn't much information I can seem to find out about Dewa-san, I suppose I'll add him up on the same day as Seth as well. (All this information is taken and translated from Jyukai's official website.) Yoshiaki Dewa (出羽良彰) is a member of the musical group Jyukai which means an "Endless Sea of Trees" taken from "Aokigahara," the name of the forest at the base of Mt. Fuji. Dewa-san is in charge of programming, composition, and arrangement.

He was born 26 February 1984 in Osaka, Japan, and his blood type is O. Dewa-san has been noted on the composition of Jyukai's music to have the capabilities of "attaching the love not yet heard in the lyrics of the song ... no matter how basic the singing style may be." The J-pop artistry is never forgotten in any tune. The music Dewa-san creates is expertly crafted with the false cord drifts, is very delicate, but you still hear and feel the charm at whatever degree and it never gets tiring.

On one hand, the lyrics present a feeling of love that help present their unique world views that are very real, but the story is awakened with Dewa-san's musical interpretations of the lyrics. That, coupled with the love of the lyrics, any of Jyukai's songs will gently shake the heartstrings of the listener and probably reach their heart on a deep emotional level.

JAMES MARSTERS

James Wesley Marsters (born 20 August 1962) is an American actor, singer, songwriter that first found international fame playing punk-goth Brit vampire Spike in the critically acclaimed American TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the equally popular spinoff series, Angel. Marsters' film roles include the romantic love story P.S. I Love You, USA Original true-crime film Cool Money, independent thriller Shadow Puppets, Winding Roads, The House On Haunted Hill, and Chance with Buffy co-star Amber Benson. He is currently filming a live action film of Dragon Ball as the character Piccolo which is drawn to come out August 15, 2008.

The Californian actor, who grew up in Modesto, has also played Brainiac in TV's Smallville and guest starred in Without A Trace, Millenium, Andromeda, The Mountain and Saving Grace. James's voiceover talents can be found portraying Lex Luthor on the DVD release of Superman: Doomsday and he continues to read for the very popular Dresden Files books on tape series. He has recieved numerous nominations and awards, including the Spacey Award, the Saturn Award, the Cinescape Face of the Future Award, the Golden Satelitte Award and the Teen Choice Award.

Marsters worked in Chicago's famous Goodman Theatre and also set-up and ran companies in Chicago and Seattle. One of his early television appearances was as a hotel bellhop in the television series Northern Exposure. James is also a singer songwriter and has enjoyed sell-out concerts in America, Canada, Australia and Europe. He brought out his first solo album, Civilized Man, in 2005 and has followed it up with Like A Waterfall.

CHRISTIAN BALE

Chrstian Charles Philip Bale (born 30 January 1974) is an English actor whose film credits include American Psycho, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Prestige, 3:10 to Yuma, and Terminator Salvation. In addition to starring roles in big budget Hollywood films, he has long been heavily involved in independent and art house films. Bale first caught the public eye when he was cast in the starring role of Steven Spielberg's Empire of the Sun at the age of 13, playing an English boy that is separated from his parents and subsequently finds himself lost in a Japanese internment camp during World War II. Since then, he has portrayed a wide range of characters. Bale is especially noted for his cult following: the tenth anniversary issue of Entertainment Weekly hailed him as one of the "Top 8 Most Powerful Cult Figures of the Past Decade", citing his cult status on the internet. Entertainment Weekly called Bale one of the "Most Creative People in Entertainment", after his performance in American Psycho.

  HUGH LAURIE

James Hugh Calum Laurie (born 11 June 1959) was born in Oxford, England, the youngest of four children, Laurie has a brother and two sisters. Laurie was raised in the Scottish Presbyterian church, although he has since become an atheist. He was educated at Eton and Cambridge where he met Emma Thompson when both joined Footlights and Laurie was introduced to Stephen Fry by Thompson in 1980. Laurie is an English actor, comedian, writer and musician who first reached fame as one half of the A Bit of Fry and Laurie double act, along with his friend and comedy partner, Stephen Fry. Fry and Laurie went on to work together on various projects throughout the 1980s and 1990s. Among them were the Blackadder series, written by Ben Elton and Richard Curtis, starring Rowan Atkinson, with Laurie in various roles, but most notably Prince George and Lieutenant George. Other projects followed, of which one was their BBC sketch comedy series A Bit of Fry and Laurie; another project was Jeeves and Wooster, an adaptation of P. G. Wodehouse’s stories, in which Laurie played Jeeves’s employer, the amiable twit Bertie Wooster. Like his father, an Olympic gold medalist in the sport, Laurie was an oarsman at school and university; in 1977, he was a member of the junior coxed pair that won the British national title before representing Britain's Youth Team at the 1977 Junior World Rowing Championships and Cambridge in 1980. Laurie is married to Joanne Green and lives in Los Angeles with his wife and three children, who previously lived in London. Laurie stated on BBC Radio 2 in an interview with Steve Wright in January 2006 that he was living in an apartment in West Hollywood while in the United States working on House. Laurie plays the piano, guitar, drums, harmonica and saxophone. He has displayed his musical talents in episodes of several series, most notably A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Jeeves and Wooster, House and when he hosted Saturday Night Live in October 2006. He is a vocalist and keyboard player for the Los Angeles charity rock group Band From TV. Along with countless movies and series and some bit parts in miscellaneous series, since 2004 Laurie has starred as Dr. Gregory House, the protaganist in the Fox television drama House. Besides acting and comedy, he has written the best-selling thriller, "The Gun Seller", also has done a screenplay for the film version, and has a second novel called "The Paper Soldier" being published on 27 September 2009.